Alizee Life Impact Study

[Captain Gorgeous]

Welcome, I am here to tell you of an experiment I have performed. The aim of the experiment is to see whether Alizee has a positive effect on peoples lives.
To do this I got three volunters. They are Bob, Dave and Wayne. Say hello guys.
"Hello" said Bob, Dave and Wayne.

Now each of them have been exposed to the world of Alizee and have different opinions of her.
Bob is not a fan of Alizee at all and makes no attempt to listen to her music. He will act as the control for a normal life that does not listen to Alizee.
Dave appreciates Alizee's music and although he finds her sexy he is content just to listen to her music occassionally.
Wayne is obsessive and spends all day listening listening to her music and sitting at his computer trying to track her down and find vidoes.
With my tests subjects in place I studied them over a three day period to see the effect this had on their lives.
Each day will be judged with a simple 2 point system. 2 points for a great day, 0 points for a bad day.

Day One
Wayne spent 4 hours sleeping and 20 hours on the computer, he has barely seen daylight. If his mum hadn't brought him food and he wasn't suffering from a sore wrist we would have reason to believe he does not exist.
Dave has been out and about. He went jogging in the morning, listened to Alizee in the afternoon and spent his evening with a group of friends.
Bob also went jogging was a bit bored in the afternoon and went out with friends in the evening in a bit of a mood.

Bob 1
Dave 2
Wayne 0

Now I'm now what your thinking, How does that affect the graph?
Well unfortunately I was unable to post a graph so you will have to use you imaginations

Day Two
Wayne again spent all day on his computer with a short break to do some shopping so he did go outside today. During this trip he also helped an old lady across the road.
Dave spent the morning watching tv, had dinner with friends and spent the evening listening to alizee.
Bob visited family during the day and then went out drinking at night with friends although he did not recognise the songs and got embarrassed over it.

Bob 1
Dave 2
Wayne 0

Day Three
Wayne has filled up his hard drive and run out of DVDs to burn it all on so had to go out and buy somemore costing him a small fortune considering he is unemployed.
Dave went jogging again, listened to Alizee in the afternoon and went to a nightclub in the evening. Having warmed up with Alizee's music at home he danced his socks off and scored with one of his friends and that night got laid.
Bob visited the gym, watched TV and sat at home in the evening by himself bored.

Bob 1
Dave 2
Wayne 0

Result
It would appear Wayne will soon find that pop careers do not last forever and nor will his life as when eventually she stops producing music he will have no purpose in life and no money. He will spend his life in an institution of the non-marriage variety.
Bob, our control, lived a perfectly normal life and had his good and his bad days. He has a healthy social and private life and will no doubt live a relatively happy life.
Dave is fit, he has no money worries and has a very satisfying social life, just ask his girlfriend. He lets everything enrich his life and enjoys it.

Bob 3
Dave 6
Wayne 0

At this point the graph would show a steeper line for Dave than everyone else and Wayne would show a straight horizontal line level with the x axis. The area under these lines show the level of life fulfillment. Dave would clearly have a large area.

Say goodbye now guys,
"Bye" said Bob, Dave and Wayne

Conclusion
A little Alizee a day helps keep the frustration away, Too less isn't best, too much alizee is not the best way.

Now I know what you are wondering now,
What social ramifacations does this have on modern society using Turners model of Idol inclination on the soul?

Well thats too good a question and you should be studying this very subject at university.

(This study was performed under standard lab conditions. No animals were harmed in the execution of this study. All volunteers were genuine and weren't paid large sums of money. Any familiarity with other real life people was not intentional but is absolutely hilarious)

A Gorgeous Study performed by the Gorgeous Study group

[Moco]

I wonder how many Wayne's there are on this board...

[izzy07]

ROFL...how do u come up with this stuff Gorgeous.

[Rick Rivers]

Man, I don't know to say which act accurately resulted in a bigger loss of time, to write this hallucination or to read it!
But in the end it has an interesting moral...

[The_Honorable]

Damn...to think I just spend a couple of minutes reading that whole nonsensical diatribe! Gorgeous, you're one of a kind, man!....or at least let's hope you are......heh, heh, heh...

[Kam]

The Academic Captain Gorgeous wrote:

Any familiarity with other real life people was not intentional but is absolutely hilarious

Without a doubt, I think this is the best post we have had on this forum thus far.

Thanks for the study, Wayne! Very enlightening.
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[Khubuz]

Captain Gorgeous wrote:

This study was performed under standard lab conditions. No animals were harmed in the execution of this study. All volunteers were genuine and weren't paid large sums of money. Any familiarity with other real life people was not intentional but is absolutely hilarious) A Gorgeous Study performed by the Gorgeous Study group

ROFL
One thing I can't understand, what's the aim of your study ? Do you mean we should spend less time here ?
Believe me, I sleep for only few hours then when I come back I see another forum !! Do you know how irritating is this you have to read lots of posts !!
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East or West, Iraq is the best.

[Kam]

Khubuz wrote:

Believe me, I sleep for only few hours then when I come back I see another forum !! Do you know how irritating is this you have to read lots of posts !!

Look at me! I'm the freaking admin of this place, and I have to read every single message posted as a precaution! I have no say in the matter whatsoever, which makes me feel powerless, impotent... Lizz has gained a hold on my life, but in a much different way than most of you people here!
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[Captain Gorgeous]

I'm glad you lot find that this three day study was worth while and maybe in the future I will be able to post results of other studies

[John Doe]

Nice going gorgeous!! I'm stopping capping Alizée vids! And collection pics.

You guys can do it yourselves! I'm off..
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[Khubuz]

No No please don't do that John
I beg you, please don't ! That study is crap !! don't believe it
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East or West, Iraq is the best.

[Captain Gorgeous]

Some people are getting way to upset over this

[John Doe]

Captain Gorgeous wrote:

Some people are getting way to upset over this

What! Wasn't this performed test a real one then? I just deleted all my Alizée files.. The FTP server is shutting down as we speak.. And I'm about to delete my account on this forum....

Man.. Just in time... But I need to redownload all files...

Now I'm sad...
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[Captain Gorgeous]

Of course the study was real but since has anyone ever believed in studies except when their told chocolate or alcohol is actually healthy for them.

[Captain Gorgeous]

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Thanks for the study, Wayne

Wait a minute!
I'm not Wayne